{"id":318,"date":"2006-12-15T00:10:36","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T06:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.codedread.com\/archives\/2006\/12\/15\/michael-scott-poetry\/"},"modified":"2006-12-15T00:10:36","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T06:10:36","slug":"michael-scott-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/12\/15\/michael-scott-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Michael Scott Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From NBC's <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/The_Office\/\">The Office<\/a> 2006 Christmas Special tonight:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nBros before hos!<br \/>\nWhy? Because your bros are always there for you<br \/>\nThey have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason<br \/>\nAnd you were nothing but great to your ho<br \/>\nAnd you told her that she was the only ho for you<br \/>\nAnd that she was better than all the other hos in the world<br \/>\nAnd then...and then suddenly...<br \/>\nShe's not your ho no mo'\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One of the laugh-out-loud moments from tonight.  That, and seeing Michael Scott mark his new Asian \"girlfriend\"s arm with a magic marker so he could tell her apart from the other Asian girl.  Completely outrageous and brilliant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From NBC&#8217;s The Office 2006 Christmas Special tonight: Bros before hos! Why? Because your bros are always there for you They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason And you were nothing but great to your ho And you told her that she was the only ho [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-television","category-the-office"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}