{"id":372,"date":"2007-05-18T18:59:24","date_gmt":"2007-05-19T00:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.codedread.com\/archives\/2007\/05\/18\/loved-the-office-season-3-finale\/"},"modified":"2007-05-18T18:59:24","modified_gmt":"2007-05-19T00:59:24","slug":"loved-the-office-season-3-finale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/05\/18\/loved-the-office-season-3-finale\/","title":{"rendered":"Loved The Office Season 3 Finale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven't yet watched it, go grab \"The Job\" from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/itunes\/store\/tvshows.html\">iTunes<\/a> or whatever.  And go catch the first <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/The_Office\/video\/#cat=21531\">Deleted Scene<\/a> too.  Warning: Mild spoilers ahead.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Some of my favourites of the night:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\"You're advice was good, but hers were bigger.\"<\/li>\n<li>\"In my experience, men are more interested in looking at you from the back.\"<\/li>\n<li>\"How do you make a table?\"  \"You make a chair and then don't sit on it\"<\/li>\n<li>Schrute Bucks!<\/li>\n<li>\"I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never speak to me again.\"<\/li>\n<li>\"Swing low, sweet chariots\"<\/li>\n<li>\"Absolutely I do.\"<\/li>\n<li>\"I'm sorry, what was the question?\"<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And this whole exchange was just absolutely brilliant (I'm drawing from memory here):<\/p>\n<div>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">td {vertical-align: top; padding-left: 15px }<\/style>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim....<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jim:<\/td>\n<td>Yes?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>I'm going to be your boss.  It's my wildest dream come true.  Welcome to Hotel Hell!  Check in time is Now!  Check out time is Never!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jim:<\/td>\n<td>Does my room have cable?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>No... and the sheets are made of FIRE!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jim:<\/td>\n<td>Can I switch rooms?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>There are no more rooms available.  Hell Convention in town!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jim:<\/td>\n<td>Can I have an early checkout?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>I'll have to check with the manager.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jim:<\/td>\n<td>Wait, you're not the manager?  Even in your own fantasy?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>... I'm the owner.  I'm co-owner... with Satan!!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jim:<\/td>\n<td>Ok.  Just so I understand this.  In your wildest fantasy, you're in Hell.  And you're running a bed and breakfast.  With the devil.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>But I haven't told you what my salary will be.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jim:<\/td>\n<td>Go.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dwight:<\/td>\n<td>Eighty.  Thousand.  Dollars.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<p>Can't wait until Season 4!<\/p>\n<div class=\"ads\"><object type=\"text\/html\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" data=\"http:\/\/www.codedread.com\/gads.php\"><\/object><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t yet watched it, go grab &#8220;The Job&#8221; from iTunes or whatever. And go catch the first Deleted Scene too. Warning: Mild spoilers ahead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-television","category-the-office"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.codedread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}