804 – Lana Marries Superman

A panel from Lois Lane #26, May 1961
A panel from Lois Lane #26, May 1961

In the fifth story in the “Imaginary Tales” series in Lois Lane #26 (May 1961), Lana reveals to Superman she knows his secret identity. It turns out she is noble about this and wants him to erase her memory with his super-hypnotism. Surprisingly (to me), this causes Superman to suddenly fall madly in love with Lana and forget all about Lois, gives us this money shot.

Superman loves Lana in Lois Lane #26, May 1961
Superman loves Lana in Lois Lane #26, May 1961

Then we follow this romantic couple and a side-lined Lois Lane throughout their marriage. Superman has a solution to the problem of his enemies wanting to take revenge on his wife, by giving her a serum that permanently gives her super-powers. Alas, this serum will not work on Lois Lane, whose blood type is different 🙂 But hey, we get a Lana-as-Superwoman shot too:

Lana as Superwoman in Lois Lane #26, May 1961
Lana as Superwoman in Lois Lane #26, May 1961

Unfortunately (?) this makes Lana even more powerful than Superman who has that pesky allergy to kryptonite. More than once, Lana has to save Superman from that green-K, giving Superman an inferiority complex. And we’ve seen how badly a depressed Superman goes.

Superman slump in Lois Lane #26, May 1961
Superman slump in Lois Lane #26, May 1961

So Lana does the only thing she can do: Abandon her husband forever by leaving the planet. Perfectly logical!

Lana leaves in Lois Lane #26, May 1961
Lana leaves in Lois Lane #26, May 1961