The kids have this toy schoolbus with all the letters of the alphabet as buttons around the rim which they can press to hear the name of the letter. It's not long before sleep-deprived parents will use such toys to attempt to amuse themselves.
In that vein, I now present to you a conversation between one of my brothers and a famous Hip-Hop star:
J: G PDD, U R N S.
PDD: O, I B N S? I B DVS N J, U B FRT PP!
J: C, U R SLE S N I M A GNES. T?
PDD: O, OK...
For those of you who need a translation, here it is:
Jay: Gee P. Diddy, you are an ass.
P. Diddy: Oh, I be an ass? I be devious and Jay, you be a farty pee-pee!
Jay: See, you are a silly ass and I am a genious. Tea?
P. Diddy: Oh, okay...
I now apologize for wasting the precious time of the two people who read this blog. I promise a return to more enlightening entries in the near future.